IT'S OVER! NFL Ends Lockout with ACTUAL Refs!

This is your very own B-Men reporting the breaking news we have all been waiting for!  That is right, you heard it here first folks (or second or third- I mean we hope we were quick enough for at least third).  Anyways, the lockout between the NFL and the real Refs is finally over!  Sorry, in case you did not quite catch that let me repeat, the real Refs are coming back!  This is possibly the greatest thing to happen to football other than the invention of the sport itself.  Now before we say goodbye to those pesky replacement "refs", and yes I use those quotes hesitantly because honestly I could think of a million other words that describe these people better than the word "ref", I would like to take you all on a little journey into the world of comedy that these replacements have so kindly provided us with over the last 3 weeks.

First, the Highlights:

1) The "Catch"- Note the two refs signaling different things at the end of the play.

2) Holmes gets "interference"- I'm a huge Jets fan, but c'mon make the guy work a little bit to get those yards.

3) Harbaugh calls timeout... and gets called for unsportsmanlike conduct- Listen closely to the fans.

4) They even took their talents to Conan- The Lingerie Football League still does not want them.

5) At least they will always have a chance in the music industry- JBiebs guest stars on the new album!

And on that note, we say: HASTA LAVISTA BABY! See ya never again replacement refs (I pray)!  Good riddance and please, please stay far, far away from our beloved sport of football.  Good luck on your returns to the real world doing what you may or may not actually be good at, although its entirely inconceivable that you could be any worse at whatever it is you do than you are at refereeing professional football.  So, whether you are destined to return to your cushy job as a VP of Bank of America, or you are headed back to your dream job as an 8th grade social studies teacher, may we send you with our blessings, so long as you promise never to set foot on our fields again.  Farewell refs!