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Monday, October 22, 2012

All Hope is Not Lost

So close. That is the only way I can describe that Jets game. They were so close to victory, and in classic, evil Jets fashion, they managed to find a way to lose. Trust me folks, Room 114 was not a happy place (Chernin - the Patriots Fan - does not count, he's from Boston). What I would give to shave those luscious locks of Tom Brady's hair off after a game like that. I hate him. I really do.
Tom Brady and his hair.
I think we can all agree its time has come.

However, do not lose hope B-Readers. Just as quickly as Rex Ryan lost all that weight the Jets can shake off the defeat and look to the future for hope. A glance at the Jets schedule shows that they have gotten through the tough-part, and, as long as they win the games they should (which, sadly, they probably won't) they can still very easily make the playoffs.

Week 8: Jets vs Dolphins - Win  - Jets Record (4-4)
Dolphins stink. Jets better not blow the important divisional game.

Week 9: Bye

Week 10: Jets @ Seahawks - Loss - Jets Record (4-5)
'Hawks at home are just too good

Week 11: Jets @ Rams - Win - Jets Record (5-5)
Rams just are not a good team. Their time will come, but it is not now.

Week 12: Jets vs. Patriots - Loss - Jets Record (5-6)
I wish I could say this was a win, but the Pats never lose under the spotlight.

Week 13: Jets vs Cardinals - Win - Jets Record (6-6)
Jets recover from Thanksgiving loss with thrashing off falling Cardinals

Week 14: Jets @Jaguars - Win - Jets Record (7-6)
With Gabbert and Jones-drew both hurt, it seems like the Jaguars are ready to implode this year.

Week 15: Jets @ Titans - Win - Jets Record (8-6)
As long as Jets defense keeps Chris Johnson in check, Titans should be no match for NYJ.

Week 16: Jets vs Chargers - Win - Jets Record (9-6)
This is a close one. But by then Rivers will have declined even more, Jets pull off victory.

Week 17: Jets @ Bills - Win - Jets Record (10-6)
Tough divisional matchup, but Bills are not good enough this season.

There you have it, a 5 game win streak to end the year and seal the Jets as one of the wild card teams for the AFC. It is not a crazy fantasy, and if the Jets manage to beat the Seahawks or Patriots, who knows what could happen.


Until next time B-Readers. Enjoy, be safe, and have a great B-Week.

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